I need to get a grip!
I am losing it on an intergalactic warp speed level!
All shapes, all sizes, all varying degrees of, ahem, ugliness.
In the past few weeks I have had a stag beetle, who only came out to play when I was on my own, wander aimlessly around my living room, trying to burrow into the carpet.
Kamikaze May Fly bugs hitting (thud) the windows and security light in the evening.
In the last 24 hours I have come face to face with a huge arachnid carrying a baseball bat in one hand and a nunchuck in the other. He has decided to take roost under the backdoor step, so I am on tender hooks every time I cross the threshold. Another eight legged black bleugh thing tried to attack my vacuum cleaner, and another unwelcome visitor was happily loitering on my bedroom wall!
Every flicker, rustle, peripherally spied movement has me freaking out over this bug explosion!
Yes, we are all Gods creatures but I just want to make it clear to all the beasties, right here, right now:
WE’RE FULL! THERE’S NO ROOM AT THE INN!
Am I alone here?
Am I being totally unreasonable?
Do I need to get help?
(I think the latter is far more appropriate)
Ooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, oooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm, oooooooooooommmmmmmmmm………………….!
- Bugs Do Battle: Creepy Crawlies Up Close (PICTURES) (huffingtonpost.co.uk)